Britney Looks Oh Wait Never Mind

Saturday night, Britney Spears was at the Generation Rescues Event and she looked fantastic, as good as she has in 5 years. It felt like the old hot Britney was back and our love affair would never end. But then it ended immediately, the very next day as she walked around M.Fredric in Calabasas. Acne, fat neck, ridiculous accessories. I don’t know how she managed to pull off looking the way she did the night before but I assume it has something to do with unicorn blood and magic.